A Marriage of Convenience

A senior citizen turned to his 80-year-old buddy and said: "So I hear you're getting married."

"Yep!" he replied.

"Do I know her?" his friend asked.

"Nope!" the man responded.

"This woman, is she good looking?" his friend inquired.

"Not really," the man said.

"Is she a good cook?" his friend asked.

"No, she can't cook too well," the man admitted.

"Does she have lots of money?" his friend inquired.

"Nope! Poor as a church mouse," the man replied.

"Well, then, is she good in bed?" his friend asked.

"I don't know," the man responded.

"Why in the world do you want to marry her then?" his friend asked.

"Because she can still drive!"