My Blackberry Isn’t Working

I’m not going to let this turn into a video blog, but in the last week I’ve had do deal with some changes to my situation, most relevantly I had to wipe my computer after several days of not working correctly.

It’s just good to know that no matter how bad my problems with technology may get, I’ll never be quite as badly off as this guy:

Though I’ve been tempted to boot my computer the same way.

A Marriage of Convenience

A senior citizen turned to his 80-year-old buddy and said: "So I hear you're getting married."

"Yep!" he replied.

"Do I know her?" his friend asked.

"Nope!" the man responded.

"This woman, is she good looking?" his friend inquired.

"Not really," the man said.

"Is she a good cook?" his friend asked.

"No, she can't cook too well," the man admitted.

"Does she have lots of money?" his friend inquired.

"Nope! Poor as a church mouse," the man replied.

"Well, then, is she good in bed?" his friend asked.

"I don't know," the man responded.

"Why in the world do you want to marry her then?" his friend asked.

"Because she can still drive!"